{"id":3760,"date":"2015-09-18T03:08:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/?p=3760"},"modified":"2015-09-18T03:09:42","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:09:42","slug":"chicken-statistics-for-the-nerds-among-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/articles\/chicken-statistics-for-the-nerds-among-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Statistics for the Nerds Among You"},"content":{"rendered":"
Okay, this is the world’s shortest blog post; I just had to divulge my nerdity with someone so that I might feel less alone in this forever-fascinating world.\u00a0 Do any of you just get curious?\u00a0 I mean, to the point of spending 2 hours online searching out the answer for your own mental satiation?\u00a0\u00a0 I actually do this all of the time. And it feels good to confess it.<\/p>\n
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Tonight, a kid picked a library book from the bag that started my downward spiral: it was A Chicken Followed Me Home!<\/em> by Robin Page.\u00a0\u00a0 It was basic chicken care for children, but it contained a factoid or two that got me thinking:\u00a0 how many eggs, how much meat do we consume?\u00a0 I kept digging (mostly on sites like the USDA and the National Chicken Council) until I found enough answers to call it a night.\u00a0 And since you are still reading this, you’re a nerd, too.<\/p>\n Thank you for that.\u00a0 I feel less alone already.<\/p>\n