{"id":3760,"date":"2015-09-18T03:08:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/?p=3760"},"modified":"2015-09-18T03:09:42","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:09:42","slug":"chicken-statistics-for-the-nerds-among-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/articles\/chicken-statistics-for-the-nerds-among-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Statistics for the Nerds Among You"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, this is the world’s shortest blog post; I just had to divulge my nerdity with someone so that I might feel less alone in this forever-fascinating world.\u00a0 Do any of you just get curious?\u00a0 I mean, to the point of spending 2 hours online searching out the answer for your own mental satiation?\u00a0\u00a0 I actually do this all of the time. And it feels good to confess it.<\/p>\n

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Tonight, a kid picked a library book from the bag that started my downward spiral: it was A Chicken Followed Me Home!<\/em> by Robin Page.\u00a0\u00a0 It was basic chicken care for children, but it contained a factoid or two that got me thinking:\u00a0 how many eggs, how much meat do we consume?\u00a0 I kept digging (mostly on sites like the USDA and the National Chicken Council) until I found enough answers to call it a night.\u00a0 And since you are still reading this, you’re a nerd, too.<\/p>\n

Thank you for that.\u00a0 I feel less alone already.<\/p>\n

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Chicken Stats<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Interested in some great homesteading resources about raising chickens?\u00a0 Glad you asked…<\/p>\n

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Okay, this is the world’s shortest blog post; I just had to divulge my nerdity with someone so that I might feel less alone in this forever-fascinating world.\u00a0 Do any of you just get curious?\u00a0 I mean, to the point of spending 2 hours online searching out the answer for your own mental satiation?\u00a0\u00a0 I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[297],"tags":[451,407],"yst_prominent_words":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/sideview-of-chicken.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fvks-YE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3760"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pantryparatus.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=3760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}